Marbella to Humour Retinal Memory

Retinal Memory. Two flags from Kiwi.
Stars and Stripes

1) Move closer and stare at the yellow dot at the center of each flag for about 20 seconds.
2) After 20 seconds, click on the flag.
3) A blank screen will follow with a small black dot at centre. Stare at the small black dot until you see!

Get Close!

Your eye has a short memory. Images on your retina can be reviewed on a white background and always in complimentary colours.
Warning: This image effect can lead to lightbulb watching and sun dazzling.

The bear and the rabbit. From Tim.
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day while walking through the woods in Marbella they came across a golden frog.
The frog turned to them and said: "Oh hello, it's not often that I meet bears and rabbits in these parts." They were amazed that the frog could talk.
The golden frog continued: "Mind you, when I do meet bears and rabbits I always give six wishes so you can have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately and he placed it on his head.
Mr.. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, he climbed on board and started reving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe Mr. Rabbit's stupidity and pointed out that he had wasted two of the wishes. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog granted it and it was done. They both then turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, and said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

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The Pirate. From Yug.
One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar.
The Bartender asked the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"
The Pirate responded " We were sailing the seas when a big ol' shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg."
Later the Bartender asked "Where did you get that hook then?"
The pirate responded "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."
The bartender then asked " Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"
The pirate said " In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye."
The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?"
The pirate responded, "It was my first day with the hook."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, buddy. We don't serve food here!"

³Engineers. From Stomper.
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"

Safe fright. From JDR.

From Q.
A man goes into a bar and orders 12 shots of tequila. The bartender looks on as the guy downs one after another. As he slams the 10th one, the bartender says, "I don't think you should be drinking those so fast."
"You would if you had what I have," the man says, throwing back number 11.
"Well, what is it you have?"
The man throws back his last shot and says, "Fifty cents."

Four by Reynolds and a cat. From Trilly.

Area 51. From Cri Cri.
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
The next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane. Only this time there were two people in the plane!
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and YOU have to tell her where I was last night!"

Joy to those who find fun and hope for those who don't.


Minding Santa.	HotDog.	His and Hers.
From Sue.	From Maria.	From Sally.


Neat Nun.	Didn't wash hands.	Life thinks.	Erogenous zones.	Choc.
From Perl.	From Perl.	From Simon.	From Q.	From Dave.

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