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| Marbella to Four Doctors. Have a laugh and send virtual postcards from Marbella to humour your friends. | |
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Naughties Sherlock
and Watson Fireman Wonder
Woods Shine
On Headaches Retinal
Memory Four
Doctors
Mr
Frog Perfect
Day Colour
Conflict The
Blanket Uncle
Bob Time Buffalo Depth Europeans Certain
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| Four doctors. Four doctors from Marbella went duck shooting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist and a surgeon. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone. Another bird appeared in the sky. This time the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape. Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma. Finally a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the others beside him. "Go see if that was a duck, will you? |
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| Tabbit | Nuts | Popoe | Seadog | Catfish |
| From Boozer | From Yug | From Dee | From Tolo | From Tolo |
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What have men and floor tiles got in common?
If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
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| The Wish | Real Kilts | Potty Porn | Scrinch | Megga Pus |
| From AguaC | From Scott S | From Andrew H | From Matt | From Matt |
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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| Paddy Ski | Dog Art | Cow Girl | Spare Slave | Smart Bomb |
| From Limy | From Hif32 | From Maria | From Dave | From LuxL |
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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| Cafe Trip | Florida | Lost Dog | Chaos | Cats for sale |
| From Bloop X | From Cri Cri | From Manolo | From Manolo | From Spud |
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
| Fathers are the geniuses of the house
because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
Think about your father: He doesn't know where anything is. You ask
him to do something, he messes it up and you mother send you: "Go
down and see what your father's doing before he blows up the house."
He's a genius at work because he doesn't want to do it, and he knows
someone will be coming soon to stop him. Bill Cosby. In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products. From Wilco. On a blanket from Taiwan. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists. On a Taiwanese shampoo. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink. On a New Zealand insect spray. In a US guide to setting up a new computer. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles. On a Sears hairdryer. On a bag of Fritos. On a bar of Dial soap. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding. On a Korean kitchen knife. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights. On a Japanese food processor. On Sainsbury's peanuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts. On a child's superman costume. On some frozen dinners. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box. On packaging for a Rowenta iron. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine. On Nytol sleep aid. |
| Believe it or not...From Mike P. The venom in a Daddy Longlegs spider is more poisonous than a Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their jaws won't open wide enough. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The pop you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents who are present and don't die throughout the movie. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider? In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head. In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. Polar bears are left-handed. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump". Marilyn Monroe had six toes. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. A snail can sleep for 3 years. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. China has more English speakers than the United States. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 and a size 108.7 acres. The longest town name in the world has 167 letters. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. No president of the United States was an only child. The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. The experts speak...From Cri Cri. |
Naughties Sherlock
and Watson Fireman Wonder
Woods Shine
On Headaches Retinal
Memory Four
Doctors
Mr
Frog Perfect
Day Colour
Conflict The
Blanket Uncle
Bob Time Buffalo Depth Europeans Certain
Reward